“Man O Man!”

I received this beautiful and absolutely brilliant joke/chain message from my Godbrother Felix this morning and felt the need to share it with everyone I know!

Not sure who wrote this but he/she must have had a really good sense of humor and simplistic, yet deep, view of the world.

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Man O Man!

When without money,
eats vegetables at home;
When has money,
eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.

When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;

Man O Man!

Never fails to deceive thyself!
When without money,
wishes to get married;
When has money,
wishes to get divorced.

When without money,
wife becomes secretary;
When has money,
secretary becomes wife.

When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money acts like a poor man.

Man O Man!

Never can tell the simple truth!
Says share market is bad,
but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil,
but keeps accumulating.

Says high Positions are lonely,
but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad,
but keeps indulging;

Man O Man!

Never means what he says and never says what he means..

Life is not about what
you couldn’t do so far,
it’s about what you can
still do.

Wait n dont ever give up..
Miracles happen every
day….

Rs.20 seems too much
to give a beggar but it
seems okay when its
given as tip at a fancy
restaurant.

After a whole day of
work, Hours at the gym
seem alright but helping
your Mother out at home
seems like a burden.

Praying to god for 3 min
takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3
hours doesn’t.

Wait a whole year for
Valentine’s day but we
always forget Mother’s
day.

Two poor starving kids
sitting on the pavement
weren’t given even a slice
of Bread but a painting of
them sold for lakhs of
Rupees.

We don’t think twice
About forwarding jokes
But we will rethink about
sending this message on.

Think about It..
Make a change. Coz u can ….

Six Easy ways to earn, even after death.

1) Give a smile or gift to someone.
Each time u gift or smile, it will make someone’s day…..u gain.

2) Donate a wheelchair to a hospital. Each time sick person uses it, u gain.

3) Participate in building an orphanage, hospital, school or college.
Anybody uses it, u gain.

4) Place a water cooler in a public place. Anybody drinks water, u gain.

5) Plant a tree. Whenever a person, animal sits in its shade or eats from it, u gain.

6) And the easiest of all is to Share this message with people.
Even if 1 applies any of the above, u gain.

I just did.✌💐👍🎁


Beautiful eh?

Feel free to pass this on!

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